Dear Sabby is and isn’t what you think it is. Yes, it’s an advice column. But before you write it off, it’s a hell of a lot more than that.

I’ve been writing for years and I am known for my blunt, but real advice. Okay, that’s a lie – sorta. Haha You’ll never know which statement is a lie. Nyah Nyah Na Boo Boo!

Is this a good time to introduce myself? I’m Sabrina Mars but please, call me Sabby. You’re probably wondering what qualifies me to write an advice column. Absolutely nothing. Alright – so I’m a parent, mother, sister and business woman. But I guess if that’s my qualifications, then why aren’t we all writing this column? I’ll tell you why. Because… well, I have nothing better to do with my time while my kids sleep and my name makes an awesome URL don’t ya think?

Fine, I’ll give you something real. Again, I’m married and I have two children between the ages of 2 and 7. I live in the southeastern United States and I’m a stay at home mom. I’m married to an awesome man who puts up with my endeavors [like this one]. I enjoy writing and it’s always been a passion of mine. I’m happy to have this outlet to share with you all.

Unfortunately for you, you aren’t going to get a lot more information about me personally [hey, I already gave you my full name]. This is to keep the stalkers and lawyers at bay. But to make up for the lack of personal information I will leave you with a wonderful picture of my family…

I bet you didn’t see that one coming.