By contacting Dear Sabby, you do so with the understanding that you are not seeking the qualified help of a professional [and if you think you are, you need more damn help than I could offer you anyways]. You also acknowledge that you may probably won’t get the answer you were hoping for, but rather the blunt, bitchy, sarcastic, unfriendly, serious, stupid reply that I feel like giving you. Don’t worry, there will always be a real message in there… maybe.

By now, you’re asking yourself why the hell you’d want my advice anyways. Why? Because your friends, family and therapist aren’t going to be as straightforward as I am [and unlike your therapist, I won't charge you].

In addition to my shitty advice, you’ll also find my opinions on products, websites, television shows, movies… whatever strikes my fancy. Some of it I’m getting paid for and some of it I’m not [mostly not]. If you want my opinions on something, feel free to contact me and ask – I’ll be happy to post about it.

If you are a company looking for a review on your product, I do those too. All I ask is that you supply me with the product.

So what are you waiting for!? Move your ass and write… Dear Sabby